Pit Bulls vs. A Bull: The Eternal Struggle Told in Pictures

Somewhere in the Bible Moses made a small fortune forcing dogs to fight bulls for sport. Go ahead, look it up. I think it’s in one of those books ending in “s.”
Have you ever once wondered what it would be like to witness man’s best friend fight man’s best beast? If so, I’m assuming you’re banned from most pet stores in your area. Thankfully a lucky soul thought to photograph the event for future generations to see:

Pit Bulls vs A Bull

Pit Bulls vs A Bull

Here we see the conflict already in progress. Because one bull easily overpowers one tiny dog, the pit bull is granted an ally in his plight.

Pit Bulls vs A Bull

Pit Bulls vs A Bull

And right away things are looking pretty grim for the bull. His face, apparently delicious, is prime for nibblin’ at the hands of a tiny, vengeful dog.

Pit Bulls vs A Bull

Pit Bulls vs A Bull

And for the finishing blow, one dog takes to the skies in hopes of pulling his best Macho Man Randy Savage elbow drop. Surely this can only end in success.

Pit Bulls vs A Bull

Pit Bulls vs A Bull

Oh. Oh my. Oh my god. That just ruined my day.